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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
9:51 pm - I'm not dead.
Some random stuff.


http://www.facebook.com/Grendeltech

http://www.gaiaonline.com/arena/gaia/cosplay-avatar/vote/?entry_id=101782353

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Friday, October 3rd, 2008
11:37 am - New ink.



Starscream and Chastity.

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Monday, June 16th, 2008
12:05 am - New tats.
Back of my left wrist.
righy arm at the shoulder.


left forearm.

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Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
10:15 am - Fun little game!
Open your media player, whatever it is. Set it to random, shuffle, whatever. List me the first ten songs that come up. Thusly . . .

1. U2- With or Withouyt You
2. Megadeth- Peace Sells
3. lAlice in Chains- Angry Chair
4. Everclear- I Will Buy You a New Life.
5. Gin Blossoms- Hey Jealousy
6. Slayer- Catatonic
7. Jay-Z- Can I Get a Fuck You
8. Joy Division- She's Lost Control
9. Sugarcubes- Birthday
10. Concrete Blonde- Joey

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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
12:55 pm
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=92159514&blogID=313610421

Read this comic. Seriously. It's a few pages from Grendel: Behold the Devil.

No, I'm not going to warn about the graphic violence.

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Friday, November 16th, 2007
10:39 am - Sweet!
I AM
67%
STARSCREAM
Take the Transformers Quiz

"Starscream has delusions of grandeur. He chose to resemble an F-22 jet because it’s the pinnacle of human technical achievement. He serves Megatron but longs to fill his shoes.

Like Starscream, you are evil, motivated by destruction and chaos. You want to be a leader and show some promise, but you have much to learn. In addition, you enjoy technology and are aware of the latest trends, but you stick with what works for you."

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Monday, November 5th, 2007
10:02 am - DECEPTICONS! TRANSFORM AND ATTACK!

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Saturday, November 3rd, 2007
11:00 am
List five things that I want to say to people but never will (without saying who they are):

A tough one, as I rarely restrain myself needlessly. Still . . .
1. I'm not your friend. I'm not your buddy. I'm not your pal. To be perfectly honest, nothing personal? But I hate you. It's nothing you've done, you just rub me the wrong fucking way, and I don't like being around you. I pretend to tolerate you because I want to continue making my $9.30 an hour, but I don't need for you to speak to me.
2.Why are you so goddamned interested in "how it's hanging?" Fuck off.
3.Stop, alright? Nobody cares, and all the money in the world can't buy you talent. You're spitting in the faces of every single person who really works in your industry.
4. Wanna get a pizza and fuck?
5. Don't you like pizza?

Five things I’d love to do before I die:
1. Publish my own comic book.
2. Drive a Lamborgini.
3. Kill someone who deserves it.
4. Win a lottery.
5. Visit certain friends of mine.

Five things I will not do even if it kills me:
1. Stab someone in the back.
2. Marry. Anybody. I don't believe in it.
3. Stop reading comic books.
5. Join an organized religion.

Five things I do when I'm away from the public:
1. There are two kinds of liars. those who say they don't, and those who say they've quit.
2. Watch cartoons.
3. Drink. Rarely done in the first place.
4. Websurf.
5. Write.

Five fave sentences/quotes/lyrics:
1. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die. " Rutger Hauer as Roy batty. Blade Runner.
2. "Am I demon? Need to know." Danzig. Am I Demon.
3. "It's not death if you refuse it. It is if you accept it." james O'Batt.
4. "F, is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed
E, we elect them, E, we eject them
In the land of the free and the home of the brave
D, for your dying, O, your overture
M, is for money, you know what that cures
This spells out FREEDOM, it means nothing to me
As long as there's P.M.R.C
" Megadeth. Hook in Mouth.
5. "Some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed by meteeor showers and tidal waves, followed by faultlines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumb-founded dipshits."

Five things I wish people didn't do:
1. Bother the smokers. They know it will kill them. They don't care. Leave 'em alone.
2. Assume that role players can't tell the difference between reality and fantasy. Especially when they're the ones who are confused.
3. Sycophancy. It makes me ill.
4. Lie badly. Humans are liars by nature. I'm okay with that. I like to lie. But at least I put some fucking effort into it.
5. Use subwoofers. Seriously. if you have to drown the song in bass to make it not suck, it's a piece of shit to begin with.

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Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
5:21 pm - Somehow, I'm NOT surprised.

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Demon

Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon

92%

Dragon

59%

WereWolf

42%

Angel

25%

Mermaid

17%

Faerie

17%

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Thursday, September 20th, 2007
9:08 am - This is so pathetic, it's hilarious!
Right. So, I was reading through the bulletins of some of the people I have on MySpace, when I stumbled upon the little gem that follows. I elected to repost a counter point. Someone, obviously someone not on the furst friend's list sees my counter, and ssneds me a couple of PMs about it. I am not surprised, then, when I come home, and the second guy has posted this load of self-abasing crap.

Ahem.
"To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait."
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy, even if you are not with her.

This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image.

If you are a nice guy repost this with "Nice guys STILL finish last."

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy...
"

wonderous, isn't it? *Snicers*

For those who are interested, my (admittedly stolen) response can be found here


current mood: Evil

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Friday, August 31st, 2007
8:40 am

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Thursday, August 16th, 2007
8:31 am - "If they’re going to be permanent, they should MEAN something."
Recently, I got my second tattoo.  In five weeks, I'll be getting my third.  Each one has varying degrees of significance, as do the OTHERS I'm planning on getting in the unknown future.
The first is on the ball of my left shoulder.  It's, I think, 2 inches in diameter, and a circular variation on Hunter Rose's mask as Grendel.

Grendel is a "character," or more accurately a number of different characters created by Matt Wagner.  It is implied that everyone who takes on the persona of Grendel is "possessed," for lack of a better term, by what is most often called "The Spirit of Aggression."  Grendel, anmd Hunter Rose's saga in particular, has been a favorite of mine for some time, and I've been using it for my online presence for about 8 years, give or take a year or so.,  It seemed a natural choice for my first tat, which I got on the September, 22 in 2005.

My second tattoo, which I still need to get a picture of, is on my inner left forearm.  I got it on July, 14 this year.  It's a red and black "S" logo as worn by one of the recent incarnations of Superboy.  This particular incarnation was the clone introduced after Kal-El's "death" at the hands of Doomsday.  A synthetic  blend of DNA from Kal-El and Lex Luthor, he represents, at least genetically, if not in temperment, a blending of both good and evil.  That being the reason I chose it.

My next tattoo, which I plan to get on 20, September, is going to be a Decepticon logo.  It's going to be on the back of my right forearm, and I'm planning to make it fairly large.  I've been a Transformers fan since . . . well, probably fourth grade, when they hit the market.  And let's face it.  Starscream?  Megatron?  Starscream? Soundwave?  Starscream?  The Constructicons?  And did I meantion Starscream (heh)?  The 'Cons got ALL of the cool characters.

Those are the ones I have or will have by the end of this year.  Fitire ones are also in mind, but I'm still deciding on many of them.  I was thinking of getting the red lines Stormshadow (one of the only GI Joe characters I actually liked) has on the back of his wrist . . . on the back of my wrist, in the same spot.  Smiley the Psychotic Button could find a place on my right shoulder to "balance" the Grendel mask on the other side.  On the other hand, I'd always thought that I'd kind of like to put an Anarchy symbol there, drawn to look like it was cut into my skin with a knife, complete with pooling (and running) blood.

The last thing I have on my mind (though not too seriously at the moment) is . . . . I always thought it would be kind of cool to get "shark gills" on each side of my neck.  But that idea tends to get mixed reactions.  The people who think it would look good REALLY think it would look good.  The ones who don't REALLY don't.  So, I'm still pondering it.

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Sunday, August 12th, 2007
9:04 am - Been a while.
Scores seem to have changed in some areas.

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Very High
Schizoid:Very High
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:High
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:High
Avoidant:Moderate
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

-- Personality Disorder Test --
-- Personality Disorder Information --



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
12:51 pm


Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

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Thursday, July 26th, 2007
9:08 am - Stumbled across this.
Thought it would amuse.

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Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
12:21 am - Well. That was wholly unsatisfying . . .
Critics are raving. Most of the people I've talked to, too. Me? I fucking hated it. Spider-Man 3, I mean.

Cut to conceal spoilers. )

So . . . yeah. I'm probably the odd man out on this, and I hope others like it more than I did? But number four needs to be better than this was.

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Friday, April 13th, 2007
9:34 am - Normally, I wouldn't do this . . .
I hate politics of all manner. Stiill, I just HAD to say something here.

Some dumb old man no one cares about called some basketball team . . . no one gave two shits about . . . "Nappy headed hos," and got fired for it. After an extended media-crucifyiong.

Okay. I get it. He hurt their feelings. The thing is . . . the Constitution and the Admentments that follow? Guarantee us many rights and more than a few privelges. Not ONE of them is freedom from being offended. Freedom of speech, on the other hand, IS included.

It just annoys me that we've come so far from "While I do not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
10:45 am
Grendel's PokéPet

Slashdot the level 43 Scyther!

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Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
12:18 am - Liiiiiisten.
http://download.yousendit.com/1CC4DD677619B54B

current music: "Handsome & Gretel" by Babes in Toyland

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Tuesday, February 20th, 2007
8:59 am
Psylocke
My Super Hero Lover is
Psylocke
65.8% Match
Psylocke might show you her sensitive Betsy Bradock side. If she does you're a lucky guy. Otherwise watch out, you're in for the night of your life.
Other Close Matches:

Aurora
Aurora (63.4%)

Lyja
Lyja (62.2%)

Who is your super hero lover?


current music: "Cracker - Low" by Cracker

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Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
10:46 am - Stolen from Amber.
Name the 1st Concert you ever went to:
Gilby Clarke.

-Last Concert you went to:
KoRn

-Next Concert?
I'd like a chance to see Gigantour. Mainly to see Megadeth.

-Worst Concert you went and Why?
Staind. I don't like Staind. I only saw them because they were opening for KoRn.

-Best Concert, and Why?:
KoRn. They interspaced the music with animation from Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival. Hence it being called the Sick and Twisted Tour . . .


Name 3 music artist who aren't super mainstream but everybody should listen to:
1. Bjork
2. Suicidal Tendencies
3. Babes in Toyland

-Name 3 mainstream music artist that everybody should stop listening to:
1. Gwen Stefani. She was better when she wasn't solo. Stop encouraging her . . .
2. James Blunt. There are people who are better at whining into a microphone and calling it music.
3. Aerosmith. Come on, guys. Time to pack it in . . .

Name 1st CD you ever bought:

Bought and paid for myself? Motley Crue, Dr. Feelgood.

-Last CD you bought:
The Doors Greatest Hits.

- If you could travel back in time and be part of music history where would you go and why?
80s Metal. Even though 90% of the bands were mediocre at BEST, there was still some rather decent stuff back then. The whole hedonism that went with the scen seems pretty fun, too.

-Rolling Stones or the Beatles?:

Honestly? Neither. I'm sure this'll get me branded as some sort of heretic, but fuck them both. I acknowledge that they were ultra-influential, but I can't name more than a few songs of each band that I actually like. Now, if the question had mentioned Black Sabbath . . ?

-Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin?
Frank Sinatra. He wrote "My Way." Which Sid Vicious covered. And if you've never heard Sid Vicious' cover of "My Way," you need to. It's awful, but it's great!

-Hall & Oates or Huey Lewis & the News?
Huey Lewis. Because of that one song. from Back to the Future.

-Which Madonna period do you prefer?
The one when she'll fucking retire and stop making bad music.

-3 songs that make ya put on dancing shoes:
Pretty Vacant by the Sex Pistols (okay. Moshing shoes . . .)
Everything About You. Ugly Kid Joe.
Groove Is in the Heart. Dee-Lite. Shut up.

-Name 3 Favorite Music videos:
1. Twisted transistor by Korn.Seeing Lil Jon as Jon Davis and Snoop Dogg as Munky? It was fookin' great!
2. The Perfect Drug by Nine Inch Nails.
3. Saving Me by Nickleback. Even though I loathe Nickleback

-What Band/artist would you put everything on hold to go on tour with?
Megadeth. I'd try to make Dave Mustaine teach me how to play guitar.


- Favorite Musical themed movie:
The Wall? Rock and Rule is pretty fun, but not many people know it exists.

- 3 Favorite Movie Soundtracks:
The Crow.
The Breakfast Club. Mmmm. 80s-y.
Friday.

-When you were a pre teen what band, group, artist did you go crazy for?
Bon Jovi. Shut up.


-What 5 albums make you think of your high school years?
1. To The Extreme. Vanilla Ice. No, seriously. it was the first CD my grandparents bought me, along with the CD player.
2. Slippery When Wet. Bon Jovi. Okay, this was a little before high school. Sue me.
3. Rust in Peace. Megadeth. This was the album that convinced me they were the greatest band in the world.
4. Appetite for Destruction. Guns 'n Roses. 'Nuff said.
5. Ten. Pearl Jam. Nirvana was NOT the greatest thing to come out of the grunge movement.

-What 4 artist do you wish you would have seen in concert but you couldn't?
1. Megadeth
2. Guns 'n'Roses. The old line up.
3. Danzig
4. Nine Inch Nails

-5 Cd's you would take on a desert island:
1. Debut. Bjork.
2. Superunknown. Soundgarden.
3. So Far, So Good . . . So What? Megadeth.
4. Greatest Hits. The Doors.
5. Prime Cuts. Suicidal Tendencies.

-5 favorite music artists of all time:
1. Megadeth.
2. Danzig
3. Veruca Salt
4. Bjork
5. Babes in Toyland.

-Favorite song of all time?
Paranoid. Black Sabbath.

-What's playing while you finish this last question?
My Last Words. Megadeth


current mood: accomplished
current music: "Missed Me" by The Dresden Dolls

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Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
8:08 pm - I stole this.
An EXTREME Liefeld Christmas


The family was gathered the gifts all were wrapped,
The talent of others sufficiently tapped,
My family sat down and hot chocolate was warmed,
And all of our bodies were grossly deformed,
The scene was alive with bright colors and flavors,
And a tree, which somehow, looked just like the neighbor’s,
We’d all settled in to enjoy the season,
My face wore a grimace of pain for some reason,
When up on the roof something blocked out the sun,
Seint Nicht stood there bulging, with a humungous gun.
And just when we thought he couldn't get any bigger,
His muscles did spasm as he squeezed on the trigger,
And filling his body with a furious rage,
Seint Nicht busted in on a sideways splash page,
My family, they scattered, the bullets they gleamed,
It was ultimate, awesome, way cool, and extreme,
He blasted off bullets through the new-fallen snow,
As the width of his shoulders continued to grow,
A grimace of pain was froze fast on his face,
While the backs of girl elves snapped all over the place,
For he hadn’t dared to come in here alone,
And each one he brought with him was some deformed clone,
There was Randalf, and Frostee, and old Jackie Froust,
The Granch, and Skarouge, and Nutcracker-King Mouse,
Seint Nicht and his posse then ransacked and plundered,
The tree was aflame, and the gifts were all sundered,
The brainless converged on our destroyed Christmas cheer,
Seems they’re impressed easily year after year,
The bright lights attract them, “Oh look! Shiney colors!
Let us shower this hack with our hard earned dollars!”
So our family was blessed with a soft Money snow,
But we can’t pick it up (Because we have no elbows),
Seint Nicht blew a hole in the wall near my chair,
His body now massive, with oversized hair,
He screamed at us all, “Chritmas wishes, ya %*&*S,
Buy Liefeld comics, and make him big bucks!”
In a great surge, they left us as quick as they came,
(But, such is the case in this great Comics game)
As I watched and I waited at that impromptu door,
And thought to myself "I’ve seen this all before"


current mood: amused
current music: Cheech and Chong- Santa Claus and his old lady

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Monday, November 13th, 2006
9:21 am
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I put money in [info]coypixie's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July [info]kassyd and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (664 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
incendiary

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:


current music: "Devil's Plaything" by Danzig

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Sunday, November 5th, 2006
8:19 pm
Probability of killing, 78%

You have seen much death, either in reality or in entertainment. you may hav killed someone already, or have tried to kill yourself. You probably need to see a psychiatrist for help. Avoid making enemies at all costs, and pursue a happy hobby

Are you capable of killing



current music: "misfits - crimson ghost" by The Misfits

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Sunday, October 15th, 2006
10:43 am
*Diadems had been tormenting Cerulean. well, not so much tormenting as teasing. he'd learned a new trick, you see. And the fact of the matter is that it was something that his sister MIGHT veen be able to do herself, and the hatchling had just never seen his sister do it. but damned if he didn't take to bragging.*
*Well, this begs the obvious question: What was Diadems' new trick? Well. He'd learned how to do something different with his toddler form. he made his features finer 9though still chubby). His ears were long and pointed . . . in short? he no longer became a human as much as he became an elf. This, of course, made iridium feel just a TINY bit disturbed. After all, she'd originally thought Spencer was an elf, right? Still, like any good mother, she always did her best to praise her bright young boy. it WAS an impressive trick, in her opinion. He'd only seen a real elf once. And just a glimpse, at that.*
*In any case, he was wandering around from realm to realm (he'd taken to doing THAT, as well. but never putting himself in severe danger . . . yet). hewas wandering through reve's castle to talk to., or if not new, at least someone he didn't get to see much.*


current mood: creative
current music: "Swallowed" by Bush

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Sunday, September 10th, 2006
8:51 am

My Personality
Neuroticism
83
Extraversion
2
Openness To Experience
54
Agreeableness
1
Conscientiousness
27
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You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising and you have less concern with others' needs than with your own. You like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.

This report compares you to other men between the ages of 21 and 40 in United States. It analyses you based on each of the five broad personality domains of the Five-Factor Model (Goldberg, L R. 1999), and the six sub domains at each level.


current music: "I Feel" by The Sundays

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Monday, September 4th, 2006
11:49 am
And crocodile buttholes everywhere are relieved at the passing of the Crocodile Hunter. And I know it may be an awful thing to say, but really? I'm not going to miss him. When the guy goes out of his way to not just photograph and interact with dangerous wildlife, but to go so far as to TRY to piss these animals off? Yeah, he kinda deserves what he gets.

Still, it's a shame it was a stingray. That'll be embarrassing when he gets to the aftyerlife . . .
"Crikey! I fucked with Gators and crocs and spitting cobras, I'd have even stepped on a Tyrranosaurus rex tail if I coulda! But I get laid low by a little fish with a big attitude!"


current mood: amused
current music: "Move it on Over" by George Thorogood

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Thursday, August 17th, 2006
7:45 am - Just when you think it's going to end!
Militant religious fanatics are attacking again! Apparently, an Amish Sect calling themselves the "Blow All You Fuckers Back to the Stone Age" group have hijacked a horse and buggy, which they used to crash into the Astrodome with. Estimated speed at impact was in excess of 12 miles per hour, and officials are worried that the paint HAS been scuffed.

Kidding of course.

On a side note, if I have offended any Amish with my playful little prank . . . . why the fuck are you reading this anyway?


current mood: crazy

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Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
10:19 am - Whee.
If this is hell well thats fine with me
all the wonder persumable happily
eager to follow the fool that's got into
the head of me we don't have any doubt
we're out there making freinds
unconciously rolling through
meanings from pollings
the answers are meaner sometimes
than the means to our ends

so this is hell
what else could it be
bask in glories of glorified stories
of a basket case who just
broken himself from the weave
we are just not making sense
who really cares just how we feel
infantile ramblings of penniless gamblings
a fist full of hands swinging clubs
at our new baby seal (--this is the only correctionwhere the fuck did you get
zeal from dude?)
yeah right

you think this is hell
would you care to bet
capture the beauty of domestic duty
the hampers are full and our
laundry's perpetually wet
think about traveling south
find the right something
you must have left
endless the road
wish your past to explode
actions remain base
but intentions in treble clef
yeah right

this is not hell
this is purgatory
caught here in limbo
I.Q. of a dim bulb
how many gods does it take
to screw in the likes of me
you'd think one day I might learn
stare in the light and you cannot see
I've opened my doors of perception
and can't get them shut
now I feel fucked for free
everyday yeah I feel fucked for free
everyday yeah I feel fucked for free
everyday yeah we're all fucked


I left my brain inside my other head
you can't impress me don't depress me
don't supress just get undressed
I left my brain inside my other head
the teachers test me my father blessed me
the pigs arrest me I get upset

I left my brain inside my other head
you can't impress me don't depress me
don't supress just undress me
the teachers test me my father blessed me
the pigs arrest me I get upset

boo hoo


current music: "This Is Not Hell" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack

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Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
3:12 pm - Fever Pitch
So, somehow, I managed to crash out early. Way earlier than usual . . . something like 7, I think? I wound up waking up at 12, broiling. Not fun, given that I'm already heat-sensitive. I'll be trying to crash out again soon. In the meantime, i thought i'd make a journal entry.

Another thing I did whilst forcibly awakened was to make my way down to Hawghead's and picked up my comics for the week. These consisted of . . .
Cable/Deadpool #30
Civil War #3
Conan #30
Daily Bugle
Eternals #2
Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman #10
Ranma 1/2 Volume 20
Robin #152
Transformers: Stormbringer #1


Civil War has been amusing me quite a bit. i wonder just how much shit Peter is going to catch from revealing his formerly-secret-identity live on TV. Still, it seems like a rather big, and rather permanent change to the character who was always worried about what would happen to his family if he was ever unmasked.

In other news, I DID see Superman Returns over the course of my vacation a while back. I rather liked it. Some of the fans are freaking out over the whole Superbaby thing, but I don't see the big deal. The best part of the movie, however, was Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor. You should all see the movie just for that reason alone. He's hilarious and evil and awesome all at the same time. Yay.


current mood: hot
current music: "Blood & Fire" by Type O Negative

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Saturday, July 1st, 2006
5:51 am

I escaped from the Dungeon of Incendiary!

I killed Acidarrow the zombie, Arzach Kunikida the arch-demon, Carathenymph the minotaur, Alechsa the leprechaun, Chaseallan the kobold, Fragilecomeon the rat, Illyrianth the rat and Tranceanasazi the dragon.

I looted the Sceptre of Highlander, the Amulet of Zorak, the Crown of Thesilentsenshi, a Figurine of Linkandluigi, the Wand of Jesus Christ, the Amulet of Zerosconcubine, the Axe of Theatrenocturne, the Armour of Baka Tenshi and 166 gold pieces.

Score: 366

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Sunday, June 25th, 2006
9:26 am - Pet Peeves.
I have a lot of them. Lately, one in particular is getting worked on excessively.

If the mother fucker (or mother fucking bitch, as appropriate) is standing right fucking NEXT to you , , , , YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT FOR THEM TO HEAR YOU! I have no fucking desire to hear the inner details of your fucking life when i'm on my goddamned break.

Jesus fuck.

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Saturday, June 10th, 2006
8:17 am - Yay.
3 more weeks until I take some vaction days . . . I Do wish I'd taken them a little earlier, but it was the comic book geek in me. The chance to catch Superman Returns on the first night.

Funny how they moved it back to the 28th >.>;; But that's okay. I'll still get 3 days, paid, to do nothing. 'Cept watch a movie and do a little (well, ideally a lot) of RPing. Fun, fun!


current mood: impatient
current music: NWA- Express Yourself

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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
7:42 am
It's 6/6/06, and I'm drunk.

I just thought I'd share that.


current mood: Rummy
current music: Def Leppard- Love Bites. Shut up.

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Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
10:24 am - Chuck Norris.
Can someone please explain to me why this putz is enjoying some sort of cult hero status? I mean, come on, people. The mother fucker sells Total Gyms.

The Grendel says anyone who stars in an infomercial sucks by default.

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Friday, April 28th, 2006
9:08 pm - Random.
Some people are pro-life.
Other people are pro-choice.

Personally? I'm pro-death. I don't think there are any problems the human race has that can't be solved by culling about 40% of us.

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Thursday, April 20th, 2006
8:14 am - Free Comic Book Day!
Yeah, it's nearly that time of year again, peoples. May 6th, to be specific. So, you know. Don't get too drunk on Cinco de Mayo. You want free comics. Find your local shop now. NOW! Make sure they're participating. Tell your friends.

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Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
12:54 pm - Because I'm easily amused
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Thursday, April 13th, 2006
10:04 pm
http://download.yousendit.com/E46AC77F34F24E79

Whee. Download it. Listen.

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Monday, March 27th, 2006
9:51 am
I hate nickleback. I detest Nickleback. I LOATHE Nickleback. They're one of the most overrated "rock" (and I use that word loosely) bands recording theser days. And normally, I would not bother to post something about such a mediocre band.

But, I've got to admit. Their new video (crappy as the song is) is pretty damned clever.


current mood: impressed
current music: Nickleback- Savin' Me.

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Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
8:34 am - What are my worst traits?
From the available list, pick 5 o 6.

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Gremdelrose

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Wednesday, March 1st, 2006
1:51 am
http://kevan.org/johari?name=GrendelRose

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Monday, February 13th, 2006
9:24 pm - Random.
I want to see UltraViolet

And that's all.

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Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
9:49 pm
"Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter 'f', 'fuck' is the only word that is referred to as the "F-word". It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. 'Fuck', as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'freicken' which means 'to strike'.

In English, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning is not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely." or, "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

But you must realize that there aren't too many words with the versatility of 'fuck'. As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay, "Aw, fuck it." Trouble, "I guess I'm really fucked now." Aggression, "Don't fuck with me, buddy." Difficulty, "I don't understand this fucking question." Inquiry, "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction, "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." Incompetence, "He's a fuck-off." Dismissal, "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly, and proudly! FUCK YOU!"

If you haven't seen this video, google it. It should be on [link] or [link]. Say it loudly, and proudly! Fuck you!

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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
10:41 am
For the week before IT happened, Hunter was becoming irritable. Oh, what's that? You want to know what "it" is, huh? Well, just hold your horses. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, all right? Now, as I was saying, Mr. Assante was becoming most irritated. Heaven's soldiers had quit fighting him to the death. They were staying just enough out of his reach that he wasn't able to throw himself entirely into the air, nor could he effectively fight on the ground. They were testing him. They were probing him. They were testing for weaknesses in his fighting style, and he KNEW that was their intent. Knowledge, however, didn't make it any easier to prevent them from success. This went on for about 5 days, and then . . . Nothing. Hunter was given a reprieve. More accurately, he was given two days to rest before he ran the proverbial gauntlet.

The gauntlet itself was actually fairly easy, and extremely savage and bloody. Whatever they had learned in the five days, they apparently weren't showing any benefits. Or so Hunter thought. The attack began with a single angel, which Hunter was able to dispatch in short order. A few moments later, giving him just long enough to catch his breath, two angels appeared and accosted him. Again, they were slaughtered with relative ease. Again, he was given only a brief reprieve . . . Then it was three. Then four. And so on, and so forth it went on, 14 waves of angels. Every wave defeated, demolished, destroyed by the mighty fork of Grendel . . . . But he was getting tired. The batteries in the fork were all but depleted, carrying just enough electricity for one final surge. He was worn, frayed, chipped around the edges. He was also going home. That was when IT happened. That's right, the It I was telling you about.

"Leaving the game so soon?" Asked "Nemesis." "Such a shame that the great and terrible master of crime is too much the coward to face the justice of Nemesis for his crimes." Certainly, God's Depravity LOOKED the part. She carried a whip in one hand, an apple in the other. In the middle of her feathered wings, she had a Greek sword strapped to her back. On her left side, a small quiver of arrows. On her right, her bow.

"You, dear Depravity, aren't Nemesis. Lucifer has found you out. Even if he hadn't, I know enough about the Goddess of Divine Retribution that I would not be fooled by such a pitiful ruse . . . And I think that you already know that, so to pretend otherwise is insulting to my intelligence . . . And to your own."

"Mmm. And you've NEVER insulted anyone's intelligence, have you, darling? Well, as much as I enjoy this witty exchange, it's not why I'd come to see you." Without any further explanation, the whip cracked, the sharp tendril slashing Hunter's cheek, cutting through his mask. He ran towards Depravity, planting the tines of the fork as he did so. Using the staff as the pole, he vaulted towards her, pulling his feet into position for a dragon-kick aimed at her neck. She dodged, but even as she did so, he fired the weight out of the butt end of the fork, the garrote wire trailing behind it, entangling Depravity's neck. Her response shocked Hunter. Rather than fight, she allowed the wire to encircle her, and then she spun quickly, furiously, causing the wire to expend itself, and STILL she spun, nearly jerking the weapon from his hands. Still, he held on, but so did she as she flew as hard as she could away from him. Finally, something had to give. The retraction system was jerked out of the back end of Grendel's weapon, damaging its structural integrity as it was pulled away.

"Silly boy," she chided as she slipped away from what was left of Grendel's first "successful" attack. "Neither angels nor devils need to breathe. Garroting us is only effective if you're strong enough to pull hard enough to cut our heads off. And you're not."

Grendel landed, spun, and launched himself at her again, calculating his attack more carefully, since now he was depending on his legs to leap, rather than the vault tactic. Even damaged, the fork gave him the benefit of reach. Even still, the fight . . . Well, the fight was brief. To Hunter's credit, Depravity had worn him down very well, sending the 115 angels to bugger him before dirtying her own hands. In reality, she had not beaten him. But when he landed on the rooftop, barely conscious, that didn't matter. All that mattered was the evil grin Depravity wore as she assumed her true form. And the knives she pulled out.

"You may have heard, Mr. Assante, that I can no longer kill people. When I return you to your wife, you'll both wish I had, however . . ."

And that was It.

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Friday, January 27th, 2006
10:56 am
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Saturday, January 21st, 2006
10:45 am - Turning the other cheek.
Funny thing about thios little phrase . . . it's not EXACTLY intended to inspire people to not defend themselves.

A more accurate interpretation of this phrase is thus: at the time of Jesus, striking someone deemed to be of a lower class with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person "turned the other cheek," the dicipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be preformed. The other alternative would be to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, they argue, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect demanding equality.

Of course, there are those who cite a third interpretation based on the Jewish Law of "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,"that seems to imply that the person turniong the cheek is saving up his lumps before settling accounts.

Just a random and interesting note.

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Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
6:47 pm - Super Mafia Bros.
This is a parody that just BEGS to be made, you know it?

"Eh, yo, Bowser. I thought we'd come to an arrangement here. Now here you are coming down on the west side, when you KNOW that shit is my turf. If you don't knock it off, I'ma have to come down there and start stompin' some heads an' KICKIN' SOME SHELLS! Don' THINK I don' know about that little Magic Flower operation of yours an' shit . . ."


current mood: amused
current music: Silence. Something about silence makes me sick . . .

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Friday, December 16th, 2005
11:21 am
Whee. My computer decided to be a bitch. It'll play CDs, it'll play DVDs. But it won't run CD-Roms. Any suggestions?

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Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
9:42 pm

How evil are you?

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